There is 12 days left til christmas.. so i thought id give you my 12 loves and hates about christmas... cause i know all you fuckers care = )

12 things i like about christmas ....

- christmas tree scent... (mines fake smells like basement )
- candy canes ( i prolly go through 3 or 4 boxes myself over the holidays, no joke.. love em)
- PRESENTS... givin and gettin...mostly getting..*koff* i mean giving
- pictures with santa
- snowfalling on christmas eve
- christmas music
- christmas lights
- turkey mashed (potatoes not turkey) and gravy
- christmas cookies like a mofo!!
- christmas classics.. especially the grinch
- gingerbread houses
- last but not least.. overly full stockings.. woo!!

12 things i hate about christmas ...

- psychotic christmas shoppers
- wrapping presents.. (i am a horrrrrrible wrapper.. and rapper im sure )
- getting broke...
- un-decorating (who says what goes up must come down?... arseholes!!..YES I SAID ARSE... hehehe )
- gaining weight like a mofo after indulging in hardcore chocolate , cookies, candy canes and turkey)
- writing mass amounts of christmas cards..
- cleaning up after turkey dinner
- peole who pretend to hate christmas.. ya'll fuckin love it! who dont like presents & turkey? as if!@
- last minute shoppin.. (refer to number 1)
- bubble gum "pop stars" ruining classic christmas music
- cleanin up wrapping paper... why do we bother wrappin em in the first place eh??? -GIFT BAGS ROCK ASS-
- running out of ideas... ummm oh... running out of christmas chocolate ya lame but it does suck indeed!! back off get yourown Terry's Orange... YUMM - FACKIN - EH

that was a waste of like 20 minutes of my life i will never ever get back again...

OH.. J.. IM HAVIN SOME EAR SEX OVA HERE .. tee hee jakalope baby!! Ok.. enough of this and that... im done here!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!! = )
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